Because the NBA is a sweaty, masculine place, let’s inject some estrogen into the equation. This is January Jones, aka Mrs. Don Draper. She likes heading down to the Amazon to take risque pictures in her bra and panties. I don’t mind. I just hope she doesn’t bring an AIDS-type of virus back with her like that guy who had sex with monkeys and then people.
While you stare at January’s ears, eat your waffles and ponder the questions of the world - This morning’s quagmire: How was Eddie Vedder not on Rolling Stone’s top-100 singers and Mary J. Blige is? - enjoy the following links…
- Hey! Doesn’t this look familiar. Oh, wait, that’s because we wrote basically the same thing last night. I guess people have to rip us off to get page views, which is fine. Just link to our site, a–holes.
- The Washington Wizards are putting on a really cool promotion – they’re giving out newspapers to celebrate the inauguration. And since Washington DC was about 85-15 for Obama, it’s probably going to go over pretty well.
- Count me in as one of the 33% of kids who’ve either texted or posted sexually explicit images of themselves on the Internet. I don’t know if the recipient enjoyed them. Find out for me by e-mailing epohnl@gmail.com.
- Mike D’Antoni thinks David Lee is All-Star material, and deserves to go to Phoenix this season. We agree.
Lawrence Frank is Coach of the Year, according to last year’s Coach of the Year.
Kobe’s charging $50 for access to his website. In related news, thousands of porn sites are calling this ridiculous.
