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(Note: Excuse the tardiness, but I spent the last seven hours working on a portfolio for a legal reporting and writing class. It was basically sitting in the library smelling my own stench from not taking a shower and going through the reasons why my teacher thinks I’m a shitty writer. Which is OK. I can take criticize. What I can’t take is a day without some titties!)
Because the NBA is a sweaty, masculine place, let’s inject some estrogen into the equation. This is Odette Yustman- a 5’10″ actress who you may recognize from Cloverfield, I’m told. Cloverfield appeared to be shit, but Odette adds incentive for me to watch. Naked, that is.
While you stare at Odette’s ears, eat your Krispy Kreme and ponder the questions of the world – This morning’s quagmire: Why do I have more boogers during the winter time? – enjoy the following links…
- Toronto Star basically compares Vince Carter to Darth Vader, in the broad sense of Vader’s role in American cinema. Fuck it, Vince Carter likes playing the villain.
- I’m loving these Ball Don’t Lie interviews. Today’s subject? O.J. Mayo, who’s known as a smart guy, but does nothing to perpetuate that image.
- Shawn Marion to the Cavs? It could work.
- Dissecting the Reggie Theus Firing?
